FREE YOUR RIDE & THE REST WILL FOLLOW

Doktor Paramotor, spiritual advisor for those willing
to listen, located his shady business at
Mount Paramount near the infamous Bondo River
with his assistant Louis Van Rake. The Doktor is
known as the inventor of the Big Fixed Gear Kit, a
device which was disturbed to a few faithful
somewhere in the early days. Other employees of
the Bondo River Center are Herman The Clown
(unexplainable stationary tramp), The Black Heads
(disturbed biker gnomes) and rumoured Invisible Mexicans.

STOCK BIKES, STOCK MINDS?
One day a group of soulmates figured out that you got to look
behind the world of visible phenomenons to really find out
things the others have not allready discovered. The process led
to something that was more comparable to inventong the mythical
Carelian miracle machine Sampo than building a vehicle.

The other of enlightend blacksmith brothers was Stefan "Wilson" Pihkala,
who has now become the other half of the inseparble duet, The Chemical Choppers.
He and the other half, Isto "Mad Axe" Kotavuopio also differ from most other
designers by the fact that these two also put their own delusions into reality.

WEIRD FUTURE

Prophecies, foreseeing and predictions are part of the business.
Now the curtain between the present and the things to come
can be flashed open for a while: In yhe near future they will bury all ther
choppers straight into the Lapland soil as soon as the bikes are finished.
When the planet becomes deserted, the Spaceman will be able to make findings of higher
culture.

Now we are only curious to know, if the authorities will try to stop the burials.

Prof. Daniel Oz
Medicine Man
Metaphysician